How Old Would You Be If You Didn’t Know How Old You Are?

It seems that responses to this question are as many as there are individual persons in this world! Here’s a sampling:

1. “Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” …Oliver Wendell Holmes
2. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” …Theodore Roosevelt
3. “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” …George Burns
4. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” …Ogden Nash
5. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” … Larry Lorenzoni
6. “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” …Bob Hope
7. “If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” …Unknown
8. “I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.” … George Burns
9. “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” …Doris Day
10. “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.” … George Bernard Shaw
11 “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” …Woody Allen
12. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” …Walt Disney
13. “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.” …Unknown
14. “Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.” … Maurice Chevalier
15. “Life’s tragedy is that we get too old soon and wise too late.”… Benjamin Franklin
16. “I don’t let my age define me but the side-effects are getting harder to ignore.” …Unknown
17. “The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.” …Ralph Waldo Emerson
18. “There’s one advantage to being 102. There’s no peer pressure. …Dennis Wolfberg
19. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” …Mark Twain
20. “It’s not how old you are. It’s how you are old.” …Jules Renard
21. “I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward.” …Mary Sarton
22. “Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.” …Satchel Paige
23. We count by changes and events within us. Not by years…Charles Dickens
24. You will know you’re old when you cease to be amazed….Noel Coward
25. “People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.” … George Burns

And, what are your own thoughts?

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